It has been brought to my attention that we have an indignant coward lurking among us. This sad, pathetic individual went through the trouble of creating a false email account,
(using University of Minnesota sponsored email accounts),
pretending to be me, spreading lies and ill will, discrediting my name. This person obviously feels the need to inflict harm on others to appear marginally important. Fortunately, some of my closest friends and allies were not victims of the individual's treacherous deeds.

-Tony

To the perpetrator: If you are so bold, why not go all out and confront me? What do you have to hide? If you have something to say, step up and say it to my face!
 

Suspect in Custody.